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Yo! MOE決定來講個導盲犬 seeing-eye dog 的笑話: 

有兩個人，一個養了一隻約克夏，另一個養了一隻吉娃娃～

養約克夏的那個說：“我們去那家餐廳吃點東西吧！”

There's a guy with a Yorkshire (約克夏) and a guy with a Chihuahua (吉娃哇).
The guy with the Yorkshire says to the guy with a Chihuahua, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."

養吉娃娃的那個說：“我們進不去啦～我們帶了兩隻狗ㄟ”The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs  with us." 

養約克夏的那個說： “沒關係，跟我走”，他帶起他的太陽眼鏡要走進那家餐廳～

The guy with the Yorkshire says, “Just follow my lead."
They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Yorkshire puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in.  

餐廳帶位的說： “先生抱歉，本餐廳禁帶寵物”

A guy at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed."

養約克夏的那個人就說： “喔～你可能不懂，這是我的導盲犬”

The guy with the Yorkshire says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." 

餐廳帶位的說：“你是說這隻約克夏...?”

The guy at the door says, "A Yorkshire?" 

他回答：“對啊～他們現在都用約克夏來當導盲犬了，而且蠻好用的！”

He says, "Yes, they're using them now, they're very good." 

於是餐廳帶位的就說:“好吧，那請進”

The guy at the door says, "Come on in."

養吉娃娃的想說～喔，我懂了:“好吧，換我…”於是他也戴上太陽眼鏡走進餐廳，

The guy with the Chihuahua figures, "What theheck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. 

餐廳帶位的說： “ㄟ老兄，抱歉，本餐廳禁帶寵物”

The guy at the door says, "Sorry, pal, no petsallowed." 

養吉娃娃的說:“喔～你可能不懂，這是我的導盲犬””

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." 

餐廳帶位的說：“你說這吉娃娃嗎...?”

The guy at the door says, "A Chihuahua?" 

養吉娃娃的: “媽的！你是說他們給我一隻吉娃娃嗎！”

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "Damn! You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?" 

壁畫讚喔發條～